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Okay, look! We’re doing this. You are my best friend. And, you are… Well, I guess we’re still figuring thing out

Okay, look! We’re doing this. You are my best friend. And, you are… Well, I guess we’re still figuring thing out

BENJAMIN FRANCIS LEFTWICH - PICTURES

If you crash your car into your best friends house
Would you be quiet as words came out of their mouths?
Stop, don’t do it, I have been waiting for it
Stop, I knew it would come

If you find a god next to your girlfriend’s bed
Would it be hard to sort out your spinning head?
Stop, don’t say that, dear, that you wanted him here
Stop, don’t give him a clear

Take a picture of them
Take a picture of them

If you are afraid don’t be, I have the whole thing planned
We’ll start in the ocean, baby, and when we find the land
We will be thankful to all of our friends
That they didn’t leave us as we got to the end

Take a picture of them
Take a picture of them
Take a picture of them
Take a picture of them

If you find your faith in your parents’ god
Don’t be so quick to point out the flaws in it
You’ve been around and you’ve seen the way that things work
But you need a compass to get around your house

Ambrose, you are a five-star dirt.

Johny English
G: gue gatau nih peran gue di kawinan kaka gue
T: lu tanya lah
G: apa sih ka?
A: lu yang bawa cincin, bego
G: njiiir
J: lingkar dada, lingkar perut, lalallalaa
G: oke
J: ini di sakunya ada hp ya?
G: engga itu emang gede aja T..T

Kalo orang batak, nyerah deh saya. Ga bisa diatur

Tukang catering kawinan
A: remember in high school when we got wasted?
B: daddy, what's wasted?
C: ummm, wasted is something you feel when you eat too much ice cream
All kids: no way! I want to get wasted
D: mommy, I want to get chocolate wasted
E: no no, kid. You don't have to

Iya gue sih ga pernah berantem selama dua tahun. Tapi dua tahun juga ga bisa move on.

D.A.R,20, ketika cinta terhalang sara
G: gimana nih?
M: huuuu
C: yaudah sih segitunya
M&G: ....
C: keukeuh lah di kala suka dan duka