March 2013
3 posts
December 2012
2 posts
G: makanya kalo kawin jangan muda-muda banget. nikmati aja dulu hidup
P: tapi gor, kalo kelamaan nanti harganya diskon 20%
B: iya, nanti kurang harganya
October 2012
2 posts
S: Selamat pagi teman-teman
A: Sore kalii
S: Kalau di korea masi pagi
Salam, mahasiswa impor dari Korea
“So, I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we’ll never know...”
– Charlie, The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via a-starrynightwedding)
September 2012
5 posts
celoteh anak muda
P: gue ada sebuah aib
M: apaan?
P: gue sebelum ketemu lo sikat gigi ampe kumur-kumur
M: ?
P: iya, biar pas cipokan ga bau
M: ...
V: I wanna see my daddy
G: O, yeah?
V: Yes, today is our six year
G: wow
V: Six years of tears
August 2012
6 posts
“Ambrose, you are a five-star dirt.”
– Johny English
G: gue gatau nih peran gue di kawinan kaka gue
T: lu tanya lah
G: apa sih ka?
A: lu yang bawa cincin, bego
G: njiiir
J: lingkar dada, lingkar perut, lalallalaa
G: oke
J: ini di sakunya ada hp ya?
G: engga itu emang gede aja T..T
“Kalo orang batak, nyerah deh saya. Ga bisa diatur”
– Tukang catering kawinan
A: remember in high school when we got wasted?
B: daddy, what's wasted?
C: ummm, wasted is something you feel when you eat too much ice cream
All kids: no way! I want to get wasted
D: mommy, I want to get chocolate wasted
E: no no, kid. You don't have to
“Iya gue sih ga pernah berantem selama dua tahun. Tapi dua tahun juga ga bisa...”
– D.A.R,20, ketika cinta terhalang sara
July 2012
11 posts
G: gimana nih?
M: huuuu
C: yaudah sih segitunya
M&G: ....
C: keukeuh lah di kala suka dan duka
Difference between white moms and black moms
*child screams*
White mom: Shhhh it's ok shhhh
Black mom: What the hell you yellin' for?!?
X: I know why she can't stand being here with you guys
Y: Why?
X: I could feel the aura here.
Y: What aura?
X: Aura of intimacy.
And you know how the guilty feels like
“It’s awkward when your sister’s getting married but everyone asks...”
“Kata orang bunga itu harum. Menurut aku bunga itu buat mau muntah.”
– RRD,10
“The Blower’s Daughter”
And...
“Sebut saja waktu yang kita miliki sangat singkat. Nikmati saja saat ini dan...”
“Nothing lasts forever. Truth sucks, bitch!”
June 2012
11 posts
B: iya hidungnya bleeding
G: sakit apa?
B: situsinis
G: sinusitis -,-
B: hahahaha
G: masa iya situ sinis
B: sekarang udah bisa ketawa
G: :')
Curhatan kasir jomblo
X: Ini kak kembaliannya
G: makasih mas
X: gak sama temennya kak?
G: hehehe. sedih banget ya mas.
X: engga ko, kak. terkadang sendiri itu indah
G: ....
“We have our rights to be lonely. They have theirs to just stare.”
– Leonardo, A Sad Man Belong The Corner
P: wiw ada laura basuki
G: widiw
P: namanya vina lagi. BABI!
G: heh! Itu ada orang tua
X: vinahan lobu
Semua: hahahhaha
G: hahahha. Artinya apa sih?
P: Babi. Lo baru ngeh?
G: tau gue basa batak. Artinya yang gatau
“Cinta itu indah. Kehilangan yang menyakitkan.”
G: kalo duduk ganti2 biar ga apal
V: kata eka, dosen selalu ngeliatin kita
G: kenapa sih? Apa kita dumbass teuing
V: asumsikan kita kece
*shake hand*
“They said my life is a lie. I’m not a liar!”
– Enid, End
“Jadi laki-laki itu harus kuat, ga boleh cengeng. Kalau ada perempuan nangis,...”
G: Pengen pancake ih. Lo suka pancake ga?
P: Engga.
G: Ah, lo suka apa sih!?
P: Gue mah sukanya cewe, Gor.
G: ...
“It’s not just flirting. It’s the ability to make people feel really...”
– Virginia, Raising Hope
“80% orang melakukan hubungan istimewa.”
– Bapak Pardiat, dosen AKP
May 2012
6 posts
LOL
thatssomaeven:
one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes
1 tag
“Tuhan juga tahu, manusia harus diiming-imingi bonus dulu baru berdoa.”
– Bapak Imam Sofyan, dosen Manejemen Keuangan
Kopet
G: Kopet lu!
M: Kerak pantat?
G: Pelit
M: Itu kored
G: Dasar kopet!
M: Dasar kerak pantat!
“That’s my secret. I’m always angry.”
– Hulk
April 2012
7 posts
X: I'm afraid you never satisfy
Y: Ouoo, I want some more. Ouooo, what are you waiting fooor...
“Fungsional itu geek.”
– Vindy Safitri, 20
“The feeling you have is good, it’s just misplaced.”
– Nick, New Girl
Ilmu sosial
B: akuntasi gada yang bener gada yang salah
G: asik, gue ga bisa disalahin dong ntar
*brofist*
