Tuhan juga tahu, manusia harus diiming-imingi bonus dulu baru berdoa.
— Bapak Imam Sofyan, dosen Manejemen Keuangan

Kopet

  • G: Kopet lu!
  • M: Kerak pantat?
  • G: Pelit
  • M: Itu kored
  • G: Dasar kopet!
  • M: Dasar kerak pantat!
That’s my secret. I’m always angry.
— Hulk
  • X: I'm afraid you never satisfy
  • Y: Ouoo, I want some more. Ouooo, what are you waiting fooor...
Fungsional itu geek.
— Vindy Safitri, 20
The feeling you have is good, it’s just misplaced.
— Nick, New Girl

Ilmu sosial

  • B: akuntasi gada yang bener gada yang salah
  • G: asik, gue ga bisa disalahin dong ntar
  • *brofist*
  • D&F: How can you be as lazy as you want to be and still succeed in life? Impossible! It's never been done in the history of humanity
  • G: Purely as an experiment. If after that time I found out you're right, I'll have to agree with you and be more sensible and realistic
 9gag:

BANANA BABANANA

Pesona Tauluy

  • M: gue ga nge-gym lagi soalnya takut disama-samain ama tauluy
  • G: ahahahahahanjiiiir. Jadi bukan gara-gara sakit?
  • M: mmm, biasanya kalo sakit gue hajar aja.
  • G: *lemes*