Tuhan juga tahu, manusia harus diiming-imingi bonus dulu baru berdoa.
— Bapak Imam Sofyan, dosen Manejemen Keuangan
Kopet
- G: Kopet lu!
- M: Kerak pantat?
- G: Pelit
- M: Itu kored
- G: Dasar kopet!
- M: Dasar kerak pantat!
That’s my secret. I’m always angry.
— Hulk
- X: I'm afraid you never satisfy
- Y: Ouoo, I want some more. Ouooo, what are you waiting fooor...
Fungsional itu geek.
— Vindy Safitri, 20
The feeling you have is good, it’s just misplaced.
— Nick, New Girl
Ilmu sosial
- B: akuntasi gada yang bener gada yang salah
- G: asik, gue ga bisa disalahin dong ntar
- *brofist*
- D&F: How can you be as lazy as you want to be and still succeed in life? Impossible! It's never been done in the history of humanity
- G: Purely as an experiment. If after that time I found out you're right, I'll have to agree with you and be more sensible and realistic
Pesona Tauluy
- M: gue ga nge-gym lagi soalnya takut disama-samain ama tauluy
- G: ahahahahahanjiiiir. Jadi bukan gara-gara sakit?
- M: mmm, biasanya kalo sakit gue hajar aja.
- G: *lemes*
